This garment-dyed tee feels like a well-worn lab coat turned casual—soft, sturdy, and quietly clever. The bold, tongue-in-cheek design reads “I like people… in theory” with playful chemistry and physics icons, so it speaks to anyone who loves science, dry humor, and subtle nerd pride. The heavyweight cotton and relaxed cut give it a lived-in comfort that works for long study sessions, lecture days, casual meetups, or low-key weekend hangs. It layers easily under a cardigan or over a button-up for a look that’s smart without trying too hard. Wear it when you want to announce your curiosity and witty reserve without saying a word.
Product features - 100% ring-spun US cotton for durability and soft hand - Garment-dyed construction for a vintage, broken-in color and texture - Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit - Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for long-lasting shape - Available S–4XL with sewn-in label and 58 color options
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
